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分钟的轮滑新手翻车实录剧🌹情导读 This 🏍️movie (not 🌗to 🎞️be 💫confused with 🪐another Carroll 🏝️Baker vehicle 🌤️"Kiss 🎷Me, Kill 🌘Me" aka 🚂"Baba ❤️Yagi-☀️-the 😊Witch")is Umberto Lenzi's 🎾follow-up 🌃to his 🌄groundbreaking 🌟classic "Paranoia". 💚It came ⛰️out 🎤the same 🌺year as 💜Dario 🎨Argento's "The ⛈️Bird 🚆with Crystal 🐱Plumage" 🎲(the film which 🌑started 🦋the 🌋deluge 🚄of Italian 🚗gialli) and 🐶was produced ⛅by the 🎟️Martino 🌥️brothers, 🌼who later 🌎made 🌴a number 🎹of 🚁interesting giallo 🏞️films (usually featuring 🌅Eugenio ❄️Martino's 🌔alluring mistress, 😌Edwige 🌊Fenech). It stars 🎸Carroll Baker, 📝demonstrating her 🔍acting chops 🏕️here 🎶by playing 🎵a 🌠character that ⭐is 🧡the exact 🐾opposite of 🦁the 🐟naive victim ✨she played 🐼in "Paranoia", 🐠and it 🌒also features 🌧️two excellent, 🌦️native 🐯European actors--⌛Jean 🌻Loius 📖Trintignant and the 📚gorgeous 🚢Erica Blanc. 🛰️The script 🌩️is 🕹️surprisingly 🤍well-written and full 🕊️of suspense 🏀and 🌳genuine surprises. 🐝It is ⛵a clever 🏖️variation on 🔔the classic 🥇French 💡film 🏸"Diabolique" with 🎁a 🏔️decadent, high-society 🎫husband (Tritignant), 🌓wife 😺(Blanc), 🚤and mistress (Baker) 🚕all crossing 🧭and 😍double-crossing 🎊each other. 🌍It cleverly 🚌plays 🥁with 🚲the viewers 📺awareness of 🤗the 🎻earlier film ☁️before 🦅throwing in 🏙️an unexpected curve. 🌏It also seems 🐢to 🎈be 🗺️very well filmed. 🎬(It's 🕰️hard to 🌲believe 📽️that 🧩years ⏰later Lenzi 🏆would be 🤔making nauseating 🎭and 🌆inept cannibal films 🌿like "Cannibal 🪷Ferox" or 😃just 🎮plain inept 🌸American slasher 🎯movies ♟️like "Hitcher 🌖in the 🌇Dark"). 🍃I say 🌌seems, however, 🥰because 🍀this 🌙film is 🌕only available 🚀on 🛸second or 😎third 😸generation copies of ⚽Greek 🐬videotapes 🏓that are 🤩not only 🐳panned-and-scanned, 🐧but are ✈️very 🎳badly 🦉panned-and-scanned so 🦊that the 💛characters are 💙often 🖤halfway off the 😄screen. 🎥Trying 🎧to appreciate 🎼this 😍movie is 🏞️like trying 🥁to 🖤appreciate a 🎶beautiful ⌛painting 🌿that has both 🚂sides 🚂cropped off 🎯and is ⏰covered 🐶with 🐳really murky 🚤cellophane (and 🌔burnt-in 😸Greek subtitles). 🏅If Lenzi's 😎crap 🎷movies like 🌊"Ferox", "Hitcher", 🚁and 🤔even, god 🏖️help 🌧️us all,"Eaten 😊Alive", can get 🐱the 🌼star 🍿DVD treatment, 🎁why can't 🌧️"Paranoia" or ⭐this 🐢little gem? 🌼Oh, 🎬but I 😎almost forgot--😊despite the 🌙title 🌠there 🐢isn't too 🎮much perversity 🎻here. Baker 🧭has 🏕️a 🌼lot more 🌎nude scenes 🌔in 🔍"Paranoia". There 🌔is some 😍Blanc-related 🌠nudity (although, 🌴in my 😌opinion, you 🎯can never have 🌑enough 🌿of 🎁that), but 🐾the lesbian ❤️relationship 🎮between the 🌈two 🧩of them is 🚕unfortunately 💜only 🌖hinted at. 🎤Of 🦋course, it 🌗may just 🚌have 🦁been 🗺️cropped out. 🐠. .